On the Eleventh Day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me Eleven Pipers Piping

Time to head to your local record store and pick up an LP of a famous trumpeter!
Or order one online:

This one is $24.18 on Amazon

Get this one for £10.99 from Acid Jazz Records
(You know this trumpeter from his solos on your Mumford and Sons album)

Additionally, hit up your local jazz club for some live local musical stylings!

Ten lords-a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,

Eight maids-a-milking,
Seven swans-a-swimming,

Six geese-a-laying,

Five gold rings,

Four calling birds
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves,
and a partridge in a pear tree!