On the Eighth Day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me Eight Maids-a-Milking

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Seven swans-a-swimming,

Six geese-a-laying,

Five gold rings,

Four calling birds
Three french hens,
Two turtle doves,
and a partridge in a pear tree!